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elspethdixon:

tonywhatareyoudoing:

yes, platonic

I have literally seen porn that opened with scenes like this.

elspethdixon:

tonywhatareyoudoing:

yes, platonic

I have literally seen porn that opened with scenes like this.

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At least, that’s what people say.

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite